

I’ve changed my will four times.”Ĭlean Funny Senior Citizen Jokes: "Hospital Regulations" Your family should be delighted you can hear everything now.” The hearing specialist said, “It all seems perfect.

The doctor fitted him with some hearing aids that brought his hearing back to full strength.Īfter a few weeks the man came back to make sure the new equipment was working properly, which it was. Let’s have a soda.”Ĭlean Funny Senior Citizen Jokes: "Hearing Better Now"Īn elderly man was having hearing problems and went to see a specialist. It’s Thursday.” The last one says, “Me too. One of them remarks, “It’s windy.” Another replies, “No way.

Finally he said, "Granddad, I wish I'd gotten to know you a lot sooner!" The little boy was amazed, and sat silently for a minute. And we had a pony we rode all over the farm." We’d swing on an old tire my dad hung from a tree on a rope. In the summer we could swim in the pond, and pick berries in the woods. "In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy.

